My friend actually reviewed this, so as promised, I'll publish her review first.
"This pizza was from Luigi's. For crust, it gets a three. Sauce is a three. Cheese is a three. Ratios is a stupid rating. I'm not doing that. Overall, it was mediocre. By mediocre, I mean it was a piece of rubbish. A piece. Of rubbish. It was straight wack. More mediocre than the back of the second violin section. Word. -Mittens"
So her review was... very nice. Thanks for the review Sar- ah, Mittens. She isn't normally this insane sounding in conversation, I swear. Although I'm pretty sure she didn't actually think that it was "rubbish" pizza, because just before writing this, she was telling me that Luigi's makes fantastic pizza, and how dare I not go there regularly. Here, you can see it for yourselves:
Here's my review, in the proper format :)
Crust: fluffy, a but floppy ***
Cheese: Good flavor, nothing out of the ordinary ***
Sauce: Good flavor ***
Ratios: Fine ***
Bottom line: "Mittens" was right, I guess, it was pretty mush mediocre. Not bad, just middle of the road. Average pizza. 12/20